“I wish you were 21 already.”
Yeah, fuck you, just because I’m not “legal” age to go sit at some nasty bar with you and interact with all these swingers that live at the club doesn’t mean I’m not a person who also has a life and can go do other things. Hell, if you wanted to get drunk with me so bad then buy a bottle. A big one too, because I sure as hell can hold my liquor better than you AND the sluts you wish I was.
In fact, I’d RATHER do that then have to get all done up just so I can sit and be hit on by everyone else that I don’t want to talk to. I want to drink with you, not the entire dramatic drunk community. And I don’t even want to drink with you.
Furthermore, I’d rather be in my pajamas, at home, smoking and drinking at my own pleasure.
Even when I DO eventually turn 21, don’t count on me ever coming out to support your stupid ass drinking games. Ever.
Fuck you. Good day.
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