January 2011
MY review is on Monday.
First review/payraise :)
AHHH, I want I <3 Teriyaki. So bad.
Crave chicken and potstickers. All. The. Time.
I’m your Alpha and Omega. I am invincible.
Almost asked you to come hang out,
You’re a fun friend, but won’t ever be anything more than that again. We’re close, but I don’t wanna give off the wrong impression.
Dying my hurrrr, doing laundry, working out, and watching a movie.
Thinking about a new piercing(s?) ;)
Moms thoughts on my tattoo;
“…And you deliberately disrespected me AND your father,…. So if you want to be treated like an adult, you will pay bills like an adult….”
Which I already do anyways, hence why I GOT a job in the first place. $260 a month for insurance, cell phone, and internet… Not too bad.
Ten minutes later, at Walgreens, she’s buying me shampoo and conditioner;...
californiacornbread asked: Thank you lil buddy. I try.
That awkward moment when...
californiacornbread:
… my ex’s DOG just tried to befriend me on Facebook. Her fucking dog. But since I know her dog can’t operate a computer, I know this means she wanted her dog to be my friend.
Even more problematic? The dog and I have 15 mutual friends. That means 15 people in my life are dumb enough to take my ex’s delusions seriously.
People ask me why I’m such an asshole to some of my...
Bring it on.
“She gets what she wants and she breaks what she gets. Get out while you can or...”
– I love it.
“It’s not your fault, that’s what they all keep saying….”
When my phone lights up like it's about to receive...
House Party.
-3OH!3
Was fun. ;)
I like parties where I’m comfortable and know everyone. Everyone there I’ve known for four+ years, basically all of my “closest” friends. I love you. :)
Work until 6:30; got out at 6:25 ohhhh. Haha. Then went tanning, where some old dude and his wife came in to tan while I was talking to Amber at the front counter. And he looked at me, sipping my...
Coooool.
Woke up late. Missing Government. >:|
Shake Your Ass.
-Abandon All Ships!
Complex: The word of the night.
“You’re going to give me a complex.” “Wow, that is a very complex funnel.” “Complex person.” “Looking for an apartment complex.” “The many uses of ‘complex’.”
Kiss me in the back room, teeease. ;)
Multiple people commented on my butt today. Apparently these yoga...
Tonight I get home, and my mom or someone apparently got a shitload of Burger King for everyone, minus me. It’s cool cause I wasn’t here for dinner, but now I’m craving BK.
… Tomorrow. Noon. Burger King. I’m going. And I will order everything.
Come with me, please? :)
(Me walking out into the kitchen)
Dad yelling from his bedroom: Al, don't go in the backyard.
Me: Uhh I wasn't planning on it...
Dad: Don't.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because.
Me: ... Why?
Dad: Because.
Me: Why?
Dad: ... There's a bear out there. Goodnight.
... Wtf we live in the suburbs but hooookay. Lmfao.
onmytroubledmind asked: They call me number tew
californiacornbread asked: What two?... haha... *raises hand* (I mean, you don't qualify for age, but yeah... you know.)
Anonymous asked: would you ever do a 3some with two guys if you trusted them?
sunriseandsummertime asked: i know i havent drank in sooo long lol i need it but i am glad im not invinting my friends because one of them i would invite if i were drunk i would probably say something that would ruin our friendship lol but i need to be relived of stress
“.. Except for Ponita, who is A RIDICULOUS PONY! God I hate you so much, Ponita!”
– Fucking laugh my ass off every time
sunriseandsummertime asked: hahaha thats not very nice lol but none of them drink well actually like two do
sunriseandsummertime asked: hahaha ok good lol but im only gonna invite like you michelai kelsey john and hannah but its gonna be like mine and brads party
sunriseandsummertime asked: yea lol it wouldnt start till like 9ish lol but this time i want to be recorded
sunriseandsummertime asked: hahaha yea my mom said thats fine lol we might do it this friday
sunriseandsummertime asked: haha so i hear you want to have like alittle party at my house for my birthday so you can see me drunk lol??
sunriseandsummertime asked: haha so i hear you want to have like alittle party at my house for my birthday so you can see me drunk lol??
Love is friendship set on fire.
I will get this tattooed on me, as well as others. These things need to have had an impact on my life, in the biggest ways imaginable, and this is one of those ideas that has molded me into who I am now… If that makes sense. Ever-changing, ever-growing, living by ideas that guide you through life.
I can’t wait to be eighteen.
AND IF I COULD SWIM, I’D SWIM OUT TO YOU IN THE OCEAN, SWIM OUT TO WHERE YOU WERE FLOATING, IN THE DARK . AND IF I WAS BLESSED, I’D WALK ON THE WATER YOU’RE BREATHIN’, TO LEND YOU SOME AIR FOR THAT HEAVING, SUNKEN CHEST … AND IF I WAS BRAVE, I’D CLIMB UP TO YOU ON THE MOUNTAIN, THEY LED YOU TO DRINK FROM THEIR FOUNTAIN, SPOUTING LIES . AND I’D SLAY THE...
Heartbeats.
-Jose Gonzalez
Accent over the ‘e’ and ‘a’. This song was on the Sony Bravia tv commercial. They sent like 25,000 bouncy balls down the streets of San Francisco. Look it up, because it is amazing. YOU say you don’t like it, and that’s it’s lame, but I think secretly you do. ;)
I had a dream I had a baby boy. He had the lightest olive skin tone, and...
Plan A has succeeded;)
NEED TO SLEEEEEEP.
Plan of action: Goingg to ask my mom for ambien. If plan A fails, Plan B will commence.
Me: So I had a dream I had a baby,...
Pete's response: Are you feeling okay? Sore? Tired? Gaining weight??
Me: Uhh shut the fuck up, I'm not pregnant, it was just the weirdest dream I've ever had...
Him: I had a dream I keep running into animals, and they were trying to kill me. (continue on)
Lol hokay babaay thanks for that.
onmytroubledmind asked: so pretty :)