January 2011
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
Too bad, so sad.
Now I’m standing on the edge of broken confidence and this will be the thing that makes it right.
woke up with this song in my heaaad.
December 2010
Only 9% of women around the globe consider...
94% of men lie about their penis size.
“… “touch me” without words”
She was simply just a concept, simply just a concept, simply just a concept, Baby, come on .
“She’s a backseat driver, a drama provider, an instant update of the world....”
– <3
Today I will:
(In bullet point format)
Get up and take a shower
Get ready, look cute
Go tan
Eat?
Possibly go see Gramma
Possibly go see Tease at work
Possibly go to theeee thrift store :)
Do something that gets me out of the house
Eventually see my maaam again <3
Clean :|
Get gas before I literally run out on the side of the road
Contemplate money saving tactics
Drink tea
Be a badass
And...
Dad: I', going to Walgreens, do you need anything?
Me: Umm I'd like an Arizona...
Dad: What's that?
Me: Those teas in big cans, it's by where they keep the milk fridges. I like Watermelon.
Dad: Wahhmelon? You like wahhhmelon, child??
Me: Uhh, yeah?
Dad: Wahhmelon?!
Me: Yes, uhh yes please?
Dad: Wahhhmelon??
Me: I'm going in my room now.
Dad: Do you wanna come with me?
Me: No.
Dad: Do you wanna come with me?
Me: No.
Dad: Do you wanna come with me?
Me: No.
Dad: Do you wanna come with me?
Me: No!!
Dad: .... Are you sure?
Me: Uhh pretty sure
Wtf moments.
-imtoosexyformyself:
She Makes Dirty Words Sound...
They lead the life I wish I could.
“That’s a lot of goats…”
saruhhhhh asked: Yup! I've had a boyfriend for almost 24 hours now :)
Uhlexiss
idontknowhowtonamemythoughts:
I know, I just read that. You’re coming back! Ahhh! That’s gonna be weird, not having you there for so long. All the… “groups” are very mixed up, who you gon’ hang out with?
NO ONE.
Lol I have no idea, I feel like being gone for so long and thrusting myself back into the swing of things will be very awkward and uncomfortable. But whatev!
(Lol I just said...
New clothes :)
Money and drugs. All I need in life.
… All anyone needs.
Hathaway Lane.
-Chiodos
Happy new year, I’ll be in Oregon. No partying for me. :/
And for a memorial service, to really start my year out grrrreat. I’m sad, about the whole situation, but I can’t be bitter. Oh well. I still need to:
Get shifts covered at least until Sunday
Take Cody over to my grandma’s house (fuck putting a rotweiler in my poor little Civic)
Ask someone to watch my...
wegeteachother-deactivated20101 asked: Obviously you do care if you're writing shit out on a bullet point list. If you didn't care you wouldn't write anything about it.
wegeteachother-deactivated20101 asked: Obviously you do care if you're writing shit out on a bullet point list. If you didn't care you wouldn't write anything about it.
Ha, at people thinking I care about what goes on...
Things:
Bullet format.
I want to go to sleep
I have some things on my mind, though
So I figured I’d jot them down really fast, but first I had to explain myself
I like work.
I like your neck
… And also kisses
I’m waiting for my massage
Yes, happy ending
I’m excited for it
I like keeping busy
After work tomorrow, Kels and I are going shopping/ running errands
...
FUCKING AMAZING →
Thank you myspace for telling me we are now friends. Because I didn’t just approve the friend request ten seconds ago. Ha.
Dean Corll
Houston, TX
27 victims
Known as “The Candy Man” for his habit of handing out free candy to children at the school across from his family’s candy company. He abducted teenage boys from low income areas in Houston with two accomplices in a van where he raped and tortured them. He was shot and killed by one of his teenage accomplices after he tried to kill him following a dispute...
onmytroubledmind asked: It was a request! :) It should happen soon!
onmytroubledmind asked: It was a request! :) It should happen soon!
onmytroubledmind asked: come shmoke wiff me
onmytroubledmind asked: come shmoke wiff me
Me: Ryan, you know smokin' the ganja makes your testicles smaller.
Him: Uhh how would you know?
Me: Cause I used to have testicles.
Lmfao I am so hilarious.
saruhhhhh asked: Thank you Alexis. I hope you're having a wonderful Christmas!
saruhhhhh asked: Thank you Alexis. I hope you're having a wonderful Christmas!
It's funny how as we grow older, it's never about...
Forget everything just for tonight, we’ll sing like everyone when their alone. Cause I’ve been waiting for tonight to sing…
